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May 10, 2013
Nelkins - at my tender age of nearly 70, I have a nicely developed potgut. I was at a church called Calvary Chapel for Wednesday night Bible study and home made dinner, and as I was sitting on a couch outside the dining area, a little boy came up to me and pointed at my belly and asked when I was going to have the baby.....egalitarianism indeed...
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May 10, 2013
That the CEO and PHB have not just been quietly killed is proof that civilized society still works - or - that the average worker bee is just this dumb.

Capacity for suffering is not equal to success.
May 10, 2013
The CEO successfully re-creates the old joke; "How do you make someone stop suffering from toothache? Chop his hand off".
May 10, 2013
I don't remember CEO or PHB using the computer terminal in front of them. There is also no input device.
I suspect, therefore, that it a CCTV monitor.
May 10, 2013
Compared to the CEO, Catbert looks like a lovable fellow who takes the wellbeing of the employees at heart...

Er, wait. Is the CEO really clever enough to devise such a mischievous plan all by himself? I would not be surprised to learn that Catbert is actually the mastermind behind the CEO's plan.
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