Me: Please remove Joe from this project.
HR woman: Why?
Me: Cause he's a terrible programmer, the customer hates him and he's impossible to get along with.
HR woman: You know, that's impossible, what you're saying.
HR woman (in a smile of victory): Because ALL employees in our company are the BEST!
Having worked for a company which bought a competitor to get engineers who were the best in the field (as distinct from us?), I know where Dilbert is coming from! Sadly, I also know where he is going......