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May 21, 2013
This would be a good time for Dilbert to ask for his annual performance review.
May 21, 2013
Me: Please remove Joe from this project.
HR woman: Why?
Me: Cause he's a terrible programmer, the customer hates him and he's impossible to get along with.
HR woman: You know, that's impossible, what you're saying.
Me: Why?
HR woman (in a smile of victory): Because ALL employees in our company are the BEST!

(Real discussion, ~10 years ago)
May 21, 2013
It looks like the CEO is going to become a regular character.
May 21, 2013
Having worked for a company which bought a competitor to get engineers who were the best in the field (as distinct from us?), I know where Dilbert is coming from! Sadly, I also know where he is going......
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May 21, 2013
So, it's a successful company? Who could tell?
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