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May 31, 2013
Sounds like the Jack Welch - GE agreement to me... Must be nice to be so great that your 'retirement pay' is more than anyone [actually more than any ten people combined] else at the company makes even working!

Too bad about all the eliminated workers and destitute cities where large plants used to be located.
May 30, 2013
Okay, why did that censor a synonym for "draining" in my post?
May 30, 2013
Don't compare He-Who-Knows-All to that thing. Wally is a god among men who gives us hope to turn the system against itself. Not some parasite !$%*!$% the life out of the company, aka the CEO.
May 30, 2013
I think I can see where this is headed...

Some doofus in DoD will find some odd (and possibly retarded) way to ... militarize the robotic fleas. The said CEO will then be completely vindicated as having the "foresight" of predicting the direction of military weapons development, thereby justifying his enormous (and exceeding the national budgets of some third world countries) severance. Worse (or better?) yet, the company and its competitors will follow up by engaging in a bidding war for his ... "service."
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May 30, 2013
It must be nice being a CEO. If the company makes money, you get a huge bonus. If the company loses millions, you get a huge bonus.
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