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-19 Rank Up Rank Down
May 31, 2013
1 % inspiration.
99% Discouragement.
Isn’t that what “friends” are for?
Because you are comfortable with them, they are comfortable where they are.
The really industrious, are hard to keep up with, they are always doing.

Take it to a Mastermind group, or someone who is industrious.
 
 
-40 Rank Up Rank Down
May 31, 2013
I was a big fan of Scott Adams, but I can't remember the last time Dilbert made me laugh. Go ahead, shoot me down in flames :)
 
 
-37 Rank Up Rank Down
May 31, 2013
I was a big fan of Scott Adams, but I can't remember the last time Dilbert made me laugh. Go ahead, shoot me down in flames :)
 
 
+41 Rank Up Rank Down
May 31, 2013
That was a rude interruption on part of Dogbert.
As Dilbert was obviously talking to the base.

That said: Don't worry Dilbert, if your idea was any good, you will see Dogbert doing it tomorrow. He will even offer you a fair deal, you do all the work, he collects all the money.
 
 
-53 Rank Up Rank Down
May 31, 2013
@Ingmar
Pl notice that [Dilbert Dogbert the Green thing] as a whole have been transported closer to the vase in Frame 3 compared to Frame 1
 
 
 
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