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Jun 4, 2013
- a purple shirt ?
 
 
+61 Rank Up Rank Down
Jun 3, 2013
Well, for starters he'll have to get no fewer than 3 Apple products, preferably an iPhone, iMac and iPad. All must be the latest version of each. And in his contract will be a stipulation for 2 days off immediately prior to any new Apple product release so he can camp out in line. And an additional day after product release so that he can spend all day on the phone with AT&T/Verizon support trying to get their product activated.

He can use these 3 days off to start growing his hipster beard and to start a blog on obscure bands that no one has ever heard of...
 
 
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Jun 1, 2013
Needs to wear a COD MW3 Tee Shirt and brag about how many kills he gets cause Wall Hacks make him so good.
 
 
Jun 1, 2013
All that's needed is the ability to go along with the story until we get bought out. Skeptics need not apply.
 
 
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Jun 1, 2013
Um, skinny jeans and a misspelled tat.
 
 
 
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