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Jun 14, 2013
Wally has lots of goals such working on long term projects with no near-term deliverables and working from home but he learned from experience that telling co-workers is a bad idea- telling anyone is a bad idea. Wally is bad at being a useless employee, if he was good he'd be up the ladder or "non-teleworking".
Jun 14, 2013
Wow, Wally suddenly makes so much sense to me now. He has more sense than anyone else! He's some sort of Buddhist sage here. so quotable!
Jun 14, 2013
More likely he will be doing 45 to 50 years of soul-crushing work before finding out that the contents of his pension fund has been used to pay management bonusses.
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Jun 14, 2013
Actually, Wally does have some goals: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2007-02-08/
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Jun 14, 2013
I cannot type, my daughter pushes my chair ... she wants me to go out with her :) So I'm goinggggg
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