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Jun 19, 2013
The Dogbert Management Seminar Series continues to increase profitability and save time. All it's own time and money of course.
 
 
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Jun 19, 2013
Wrong choice of word usage, Dilbert..
 
 
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Jun 19, 2013
Sounds like my former boss at IBM who wanted an RCA Done and in his hands by End of Day. Standard procedure was 5 business days.
 
 
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Jun 19, 2013
I used to care about deadlines, then I realized that very few of them are real and the consequences for missing them were minor. More times than I can count I pushed myself and my team hard to meet a deadline only to find out that no one else on the larger program met it or that it was artificial. Now as soon as someone gives me an urgent deadline I ask them for the real one and force them to defend it - doesn't matter if it is another engineer or the lab director.

The only ones I really care about these days are the ones for submitting proposals. Those appear to actually matter.
 
 
Jun 19, 2013
The irony of that class is in order to pass, you need to listen.
 
 
 
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