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Jun 19, 2013
Generally, if you meet the deadline, idiot bosses don't check your work. Or if they do, they think they are so smart for finding errors, they extend the deadline for you to fix them. Dilbert's problem (and mine) is that he cares about the quality of his work.
 
 
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Jun 19, 2013
Active non-listening = daydreaming..I've been a pro at this since I was kid - too bad they don't pay you for it....
 
 
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Jun 19, 2013
my children cleped this class
 
 
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Jun 19, 2013
Always wondered if Dilbert was a comic or more of a documentary that was incidentally funny - guess now I know.
 
 
Jun 19, 2013
False dilemma, Dilbert. There is always more than enough work to do. If your boss can't prioritize, then pick the projects you are most interested in, and ignore the rest. You'll have so much fun, you might find yourself doing that even when the boss *does* give a clear priority...
 
 
 
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