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Jun 22, 2013
Dilbert could optimize the makefile for faster compiles, but then everybody would be coming to him any time someone broke the build.
 
 
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Jun 22, 2013
@BritTim
His goal is to replace his soul for coffee and become immortal.

http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2007-02-08/
 
 
Jun 22, 2013
Every single panel.... brilliant !
 
 
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Jun 22, 2013
I notice Wally is taking the last of the coffee. It would be out of character for him to brew a new batch. Still on the subject of coffee, why does Wally need it at work? Surely, he could sleep at his desk more effectively without all that caffeine.
 
 
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Jun 22, 2013
This used to be one of my favorite techniques when dealing with a person that wants me to do their job.

Damn solid state drives and build servers :)
 
 
 
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