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Jul 1, 2013
I learned a long time ago that he who flies under the radar is less likely to be shot down. I don't need to be acknowledged. I just need to be employed.
 
 
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Jul 1, 2013
Wally learned a long time ago that attitude is everything. If you don't mind; it doesn't matter.
 
 
Jul 1, 2013
Wally holds out the dagger and Dilbert runs straight into it. Ouch!!
 
 
Jul 1, 2013
My contribution is as ephemeral as my paycheck. The key to happiness is embracing your mediocrity and a daily antidepressant.
 
 
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Jul 1, 2013
But Dilbert they do acknowledge your contributions- that's why you get a workload pile that reaches the heavens. Wally could do without that sort of acknowledgement.
 
 
 
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