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Jul 8, 2013
Mathematician pick-up line:

There are 300 million people in the US, 50.1% women & 49.9% men. So mathematically, 600K women won't find a mate. Don't I look a little better now?
Jul 5, 2013
Well, it's good to know that those Borg nanoprobes weren't wasted after all. (Izzat you, Locutus?)
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Jul 5, 2013
The punchline came a little early.
Jul 4, 2013
In the year 2525,
If man is still alive
If woman can survive, They may find...

Anyone else remember Zagar and Evans?
Jul 4, 2013
At @ CharlieTuba -
Flying cars are not necessary.. The Jetsons shall always remain with us..
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