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Jul 7, 2013
Rewrite an amendment to give yourself controlling interest in the company, but write it in the form of a mathematical proof so nobody else understands it. Then if things go south, just start firing managers because you're "contractually obligated" to do so.
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Jul 7, 2013
Technically, there are seven amendments. However, the last has not yet been implemented as the review process is ongoing, and 16 of the 17 managers who are required to sign off on it have yet to do so.
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Jul 7, 2013
Is that all? Don't worry boss I will forward it to Wally asap. We will be on time, as soon as finish our time machine. Are you sure you don't want it yesterday?

BTW: Isn't that the job of the corporate lawyer. When did Dilbert find time to get his law degree with specialization on corporate business law?
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