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Jul 15, 2013
As a now retired co-worker of mine used to say: "If you don't like the speed I'm working at now you surely won't like my other one!"
Jul 10, 2013
Not as a white collar worker, but I remember being honored with "raises" of fifteen or twenty-five cents an hour.

I can only wonder how anyone can call such a laughable pittance a "raise" while keeping a straight face.
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Jul 10, 2013
I have noticed that everyone getting promoted ahead of me generally sit surfing Facebook all day between the times they chat with other people and on the phone and do not appear to do any work.

So, since that is the way to get promoted, rather than through hard work, I have decided to copy their example and will spend this morning doing absolutely nothing productive.
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Jul 9, 2013
Would love to know who else is in the betting pool and what they went in for at what odds...
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Jul 9, 2013
The belief is that federal worker pay has outstripped civilian sector pay, although that doesn't appear to be the case. Note the Congressional Research Service study from 2010 which examined Civil Service pay and increases, Social Security Average Annual Wage and Salaries, Congressional Salaries, and Consumer Prices (along with retirement pay/benefits for federal workers and Social Security compensation) over the period of 1969 to 2010. See: http://tinyurl.com/l7oqrta

Rather than using raw numbers, they indexed the values to 1969, increasing through 2010. While Consumer Prices (CPI-W) went to 577 over that time frame, Civil Service pay actually lagged somewhat behind at 528 while Social Security Average Annual Wage/Salaries far outstripped both CPI-W and federal Civil Service Wages at 732.3. Congressional pay was far behind the curve (409.2), but since most of them are millionaires, does that really matter? Social Security payments, being indexed to the Average Annual Wage or Salaries trailed only slightly behind that figure at 725.6 while federal civilian retirement (595.9) was above Civil Service wages but below Social Security (Social Security is not part of federal civilian (CSRS) retirement, unless the employee qualifies through other means such as non-federal employment for 40 quarters (10 years).)

NorthernHick's comment is right - using the Social Security Average Annual Wages figure for 1963 of $4,396.64, that would compound to a wage of only $11,833.94 today.

While efforts have been made to link performance to pay raises, the federal employee unions and Congress have combined to keep this from actually happening.
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