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Jul 9, 2013
This is way OT but it is institutional idiocy at it finest.


An office auto-da-fe.
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Jul 9, 2013
It's a twist on "what the market will bear".
The labor market, that is.
No double pun intended.
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Jul 9, 2013
Raises of 1% to 2% for years contributed to my decision to take early retirement. Nobody can summon even a shred of loyalty with compensation policies like this. I'm quite certain I was deliberately "encouraged out" because my replacement was assuredly hired for less than 50% of my salary.
Jul 9, 2013
Dilbert must have learned the trick from the best:
Wally launched his 'Equillibrium Project' back in 1996, may 6th.
Wally is my hero.
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Jul 9, 2013
Yep... tried that one (only I didn't say it out loud)... six months later got fired. No big deal, though - within two years the management had run the company into the ground and they were all out of jobs :)
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