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Jul 17, 2013
It is of course no doubt significant that the CEO is sitting in front of a monitor which is completely black.
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Jul 17, 2013
The CEO is to PHB
PHB is to Dilbert.

To become CEO the only qualifications PHB need are.
- A degree in puppetry and ventriloquism.
- Learn how to lie convincingly.

PHB is even a better investor than the CEO. While the CEO was losing money buying stock. PHB was making money on gold, because he liked shiny things.
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Jul 17, 2013
Executive job security: Insulate yourself with incompetent managers. Got it!
Jul 17, 2013
What makes you think PHB doesn't have an MBA? Certainly nothing in that strip!
Jul 17, 2013
Just curious -- Why the PHB and CEO instead of, say, Asok and PHB?

PHB, with his powerful if misplaced confidence in himself, doesn't seem likely to be seeking a mentor. And CEO, at least marginally more intelligent, must realize a middle manager -- especially this one -- is highly unlikely to be any kind of threat, even if he were capable of absorbing anything the CEO had to teach.

This could lead to the PHB picking Wally as a protege. Wally's commitment to anti-productivity guarantees he'll never move up.
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