I have searched your post for any form at all of rational thought and found none. Literally everything you said was wrong, that is impressive even in these days of internet posts. It is however a very good example of how most people think, and also increases your chances of getting a job at the FED. Link this cartoon for your resume.
Just had to get that off my chest, the real thing I wanted to say is that " Kiss my Wagger " is now in my repertoire of phrases I intend to say to people. I can't wait to see the looks on their faces.