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Jul 28, 2013
Wally is an Advanced Buzz Phrase Generator
 
 
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Jul 28, 2013
8 intense panels, and Wally never leaves his coffee alone. Imagine how laid back he'd be with out it.
 
 
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Jul 28, 2013
Wally did accomplish things in his younger years. He was the original programmer for the company's mainframe.
 
 
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Jul 28, 2013
It's a given that Wally will never have accomplished anything. But his excuses each week would make a meeting a lot more interesting. And the PHB would be a lot less stressed if he just accepted what he already knows, that Wally is not going to ever do work. Just let it go, PHB, let the hope go.... You'll feel so much better.
 
 
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Jul 28, 2013
Wally missed his calling.

He wouldhave made a great press secretary for the president of the USA.

Either that or a lawyer.
 
 
 
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