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Aug 5, 2013
Wasn't the "mute" button designed for meeting like Dilbert just had? Just so long as the others don't hear you snoring....
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Aug 5, 2013
Rickapolis - I have seen a manager who does just that, creates a small problem, fans the flames to a raging inferno then resolves the problem spending buckets of cash....he is a perpetual motion machine of self justification.
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Aug 4, 2013
News wire from the following week: "Engineer convicted of mail fraud. Webcam photo, audio confession instrumental in apprehension."
Aug 4, 2013
Here is an easy answer for PHB. Create the problem yourself, then solve it. What could possibly go wrong?
Aug 4, 2013
This is exactly what we've been going through changing computer systems! Go-live is on my wife's birthday. I told her, "I hope I get to see you that day."
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