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Aug 10, 2013
"Stop making me love you"

On my list of things a stranger has never said to me. OK, OK, things NOBODY has said to me.
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Aug 10, 2013
Aggressive recruiters are just like this. The less you want them the more they bother you. But when you need them, you can't catch them :)) Very similiar to ordinary women/girlfriends :D
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Aug 10, 2013
@BritTim I wonder if Scott makes (has already made) some stripe about sleeping Wally :) This can be very funny :)
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Aug 10, 2013
Not only is Wally getting paid all the time, he's also amassing tenure.
Sorry, recruiter guy, Wally has it made.
Aug 10, 2013
Ah! That's what I am supposed to do in the banishment room, I get it now! And A-waiting we go!
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