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Aug 12, 2013

CV is a resume? I thought it was a kind of cognac. So, what have I been putting in my office coffee all these years?
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Aug 12, 2013

No extra payment required. Once Wally drinks his coffee, he becomes super-energized and breaks his bonds. Then he wheels back to his cubicle and resumes his daily non-productivity.
Aug 12, 2013
"And after that, I'll give you another thousand to untie me."

Obviously, Wally has a little left over of his $B Vegas winnings.
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Aug 12, 2013
Recruiter = 2 parts lawyer, 1 part politician without being good at either.

Funny how when you have a job, these bottom feeders are doing everything in the world to get you employed with someone else, but when you don't currently have a job, they don't have the time of day for you.
Aug 12, 2013
Wally getting selected for CEO, getting roped for fancy jobs...I am fast losing my faith in karma.
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