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Aug 13, 2013
Granting government access to records logically leads to a colonoscopy.
Cause & effect.
What PHB wasn't told is it will be a government proctologist and they don't use lube!
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Aug 13, 2013
PHB is typical of many Americans today; doesn't question the government's actions unless it affects them.
Aug 13, 2013
I say give the government access, but prior to this let's fake some emails between PHB and Al Qaeda.
Aug 13, 2013
@rxantos Dogbert will have no doubt already found a solution to that issue.

Perhaps Dogbert will claims that the Dogbert off site storage system is based and operated in the UK making it impossible to hand over this data due to localized laws called the Data Protection Act.
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Aug 13, 2013
LOL made my day again Scott :)
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