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Aug 28, 2013
I think you might have put your finger on one of the reasons why you are visiting a counsellor in the first place.
Aug 28, 2013
"Then who did I hear?"

I'm going to give myself 50 points if I can work that into our next visit to the marriage counselor.
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Aug 28, 2013
PHB is not giving his opinion cause he totally forgot about this meet up until a few moments ago and therefore has no clue what this is about.
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Aug 28, 2013
Dibert needs to learn to speak PHB language. Here is the translation:

"I like to keep my options open."
"If the project succeeds I will say that it was my leadership and excelent ideas that made the team succeed."
"If the project fails, I will make sure that you take all the credit for your dumb ideas."
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Aug 28, 2013
PHB: "I have no fricking idea what the best thing to do might be, but I shall be happy to take the credit if your recommendation works out well."
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