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Aug 29, 2013
Very considerate of Robert.

Most robots would simply strangle the victim and leave the body. Robert when the extra mile and placed the body in the Garbage disposal.

Good robot.
Aug 29, 2013
This is my husband!
Aug 29, 2013
@scrumpy: No, "some guy" is most likely Ted, who will then reappear completely unscathed a few days down the road with no memory of the incident.
Aug 29, 2013
Asimov's rules only applied to robots using positronics, a rather outdated technology.

As to Wally's remark...nothing tastes better than "fresh squeezed..."
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Aug 29, 2013
I noticed that Wally is using both of his hands to hold the cup in the last panel. Perhaps the coffee level sensor in his brain was screaming bloody murder for a fill-up...I also think that Scott should give Wally a MUCH bigger cup so he doesn't have to suffer through things like this...
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