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Aug 30, 2013
> The robot seemed happy enough fetching Wally's coffee.

That was because it got to kill a human while fetching it.
 
 
Aug 30, 2013
So my microwave becomes suicidal every time I reheat leftovers?
 
 
Aug 30, 2013
My microwave oven dreams of having his own cooking show, like grilles and stoves get. Don't stop dreaming, I say.
 
 
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Aug 30, 2013
Dear PHB, Skynet is coming soon.
 
 
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Aug 30, 2013
If the PHB knew the microwave was longing for death, he'd use it more often. After all, the louder his employees whine, the better the job he's doing.
 
 
 
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