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Aug 31, 2013
"Please stop being you" - I have seen that sentiment in the eyes of people even though they don't say it out loud - me, I always thought that I had basic cuteness and inner beauty, but at this age that might be debatable....
 
 
Aug 31, 2013
It doesn't matter what answer is given, management keeps asking until you tell them what they want to hear.
 
 
+23 Rank Up Rank Down
Aug 31, 2013
If Dilbert was in the Senate working on a budget to fund the project, He would say One Billion
Dollars. $10 million for the project and the rest to his special project under the name saving the
zombie turtles residing in his home state.
 
 
+46 Rank Up Rank Down
Aug 31, 2013
@rxantos

Recently promoted to management?
 
 
+36 Rank Up Rank Down
Aug 31, 2013
Sounds like Dilbert is working on a government project.
 
 
 
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