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Sep 2, 2013
The budget is !$%*!$%*! which is fertilizer (helps plants grow). The boss doesn't realize that the plant is growing because the budget is !$%*!$%*! but rather takes it as a good sign - i.e., the budget is done only when it's such !$%*!$%* that plants start growing out of it. Truly humorous, mmyes mmyes.
Sep 2, 2013

The PHB's budget estimates are $h!t, so fertilized the shrub to sprout up.

not particularly funny or witty on SA's part, but we gotta get filler strips some days i guess.
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Sep 2, 2013
Weed everywhere?
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Sep 2, 2013
Uh, I really don't get this one. Anyone care to enlighten me?
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