Ma - the glasses! Destroy them, they may be yet another present to the NSA from Google, location aware, motion sensors, that sort of thing. Will goverment incompetence be enough to keep you safe? We need you!
The first panel is scarily true to life: misrepresenting what Dilbert really did. However, when you plan to try someone in a special court, with the "evidence" being classified, it really does not matter what you decide to accuse someone of.