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Oct 17, 2013
"Sorry, boss, but since I'm not as clever as you I had to adapt your request to my more limited abilities."
 
 
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Oct 17, 2013
@BoredToDeath That's what we need! More open communication!
 
 
Oct 17, 2013
In Dilbert's defense, he was told to go do that thing we did when what's-his-name wanted to change the definitions of you-know-what.
 
 
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Oct 17, 2013
Dilbert is actually much smarter than the PHB. It's just that he has the social skills of a random inanimate object. Honesty is never the best policy when confronted by a boss.

By the way, if you missed it, Wednesday was National Boss Day. Followed by National Talk To Your Wall Day.
 
 
+85 Rank Up Rank Down
Oct 17, 2013
Like I said last time, never, never say "In my defense."
It's nothing more than a negative multiplier.
 
 
 
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