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Oct 18, 2013
I see a face like this on my lovely wife every 28 days.
Oct 18, 2013
If Dilbert cannot even put up with that, he will stay single for ever. This is nothing compared to the loaded, accusing, evil silences that married engineers have to endure from wifes and children. Grow up, Dilbert!

On hindsight, please do not. This is consoling.
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Oct 18, 2013
Attractive faces cause people to approach you. Alice has no need of that nonsense, she wants her space and time to her self. If she needs someone, she'll hit 'em with a tranq dart and haul them off to her lair. Where they will be drained of every useful drop of knowledge. The remains will go to Marketing or the Management fast track depending on how much reflex twitch is left in the carcass.
Oct 18, 2013
I wonder whether she is capable of putting on an attractive face.
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Oct 18, 2013
He doesn't care to bear the scary hair stare.
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