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Oct 23, 2013
"There is not way to measure productivity for engineers"

It is so damn true. However, it is possible, grassroot level.

So, it is funny how some guys tries to implement KPI for engineers, it does not work!.
Oct 23, 2013
I wonder if the 200 days Wally has booked off all have meetings occurring within them.... it was clear Wally wouldn't care too much about the future of his career considering his character.
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Oct 23, 2013
Wally uses his free time and unused ability to set up a cutting-edge technology company which eventually gets taken over by a Catbert-led consortium.
Oct 23, 2013
I wonder when will Wally find out that this was miscommunicated as payed vacation when in fact it wasn't.
Another victory for the evil HR director.
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Oct 23, 2013
PHB isn't at the top of the stupidity league. Our own micro-manager recently asked his team leads to predict what each software developer will be doing - on a daily basis - for the next 3 months. No need to measure, just put your trust in spreadsheets!
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