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Nov 5, 2013
I had no idea the Elbonians liked to ski.......
Nov 5, 2013
I'm enjoying the mental image of an Elbonian in a ski mask.

Perhaps 'enjoy' is not the right word...
Nov 5, 2013
Alice is hot!
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Nov 5, 2013
Dilbert should ask himself "What would the BOFH do?"

Install a large anti-static mat, make sure it's grounded well. Wrap a bare, copper wire around his good cable. Connect end of bare wire to hidden electric fence transformer. Hide and wait for the screaming to start. Then, since it's Alice screaming, run before the Fist of Death catches up with you!

Nothing says "Leave my stuff alone!" like a few thousand volts. Or so I've been told. Not that I've ever done anything like that at a workbench, of course...
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Nov 5, 2013
Ha ha, Alice is cable demon :)
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