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Nov 12, 2013
Just about to forward this to my boss ! ( perhaps)
Nov 11, 2013
A colleague from the UK told me this. What to tell to a colleague standing next to a window, or for that matter standing at the edge of a cliff:

1. No!!!! Don't jump!

2. ... because it's not high enough! :-)
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Nov 10, 2013
Well, what is left is the paycheck.

I guess Dilbert will be joining the cult of Wally pretty soon.
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Nov 10, 2013
I like my job, but I don't love it. It's better than anything else I've tried.

I may not be getting paid what I'm worth, but I might be. It's so hard to tell.
Nov 9, 2013
'You're lucky to have your job'.
'People in the street would be GLAD to have you job'.
'Ask the guy out of work if cares about 'liking' a job'.

Just a sampling of things I heard over the years.
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