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Jan 19, 2014
The last Wally said reminds me the Nikos Kazantzakis' tomb epitaph:

I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.
 
 
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Jan 18, 2014
Wally is immune to sadism:

http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2007-10-03/
 
 
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Jan 18, 2014
A genius once said, "Happiness is a warm puppy". That may be true but in the real world having a job you're so good at pretending to do that you can actually tell everyone else to F@#K off? That is true happiness. And you could still buy a puppy if you wanted to. IWIWW.
 
 
Jan 18, 2014
Wally is so content, he is not even venturing out of the room to compare happiness.
 
 
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Jan 18, 2014
There is, in Kung Fu, a way of using your opponent's energy to have them flying across the room into a corner, scarcely realizing what has happened. Wally has just done this verbally to Alice. The Zen of Wally - absolute genius....
 
 
 
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