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Feb 25, 2014
If the customer is happy, he will never need to buy another unit.
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Feb 25, 2014
dilbert.com, y u no let me 5-star 100 more times??
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Feb 25, 2014
Launch the garbage product in Q4 when budgets need to be burned up, use the temporary blip in sales to mimic value to sell the company beyond its actual worth, then declare a hit-n-run cash-out victory.

Repeat, rinse, and refer to yourself as a captain of industry around the golf course.
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Feb 25, 2014
Are they defrauding the customer buy selling bad merchandise, or defrauding the stock holders, by shipping bad merchandise to merchants, who won't be able to sell it? My guess is some of both, but the bulk of those million units won't sell to consumers.
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Feb 25, 2014
Anyone who buys their product is an ignorant idiot.
Ignorance is bliss.
Therefore, the customer will be happy.
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