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Feb 28, 2014
"What am I signing, Radar?"
Feb 28, 2014
BritTim, While Wally is lazy he is not stupid as to how the system works (which is why he so easily twist it to his advantage) He knows that goals cannot remain the same every year and you must show growth, and have stretch goals. "This coming year I will consume 5% more coffee and be 10% more disrespectful to authority. As a stretch goal I will try to consume an additional 2.5% more coffee and increase my range of dis-respectfulness from not only authority figures, but to all management."
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Feb 28, 2014
Wally's goals used to be more ambitious than "drink lots of coffee":

Feb 28, 2014
After all these years, I never cease to be amazed at the brilliance of Wally. He truly is the Zen Master.
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Feb 28, 2014
Since, contrary to Dilbert, Wally did accomplish his goals flawlessly, shouldn't he get a bonus or a raise?
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