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Mar 10, 2014
The correct answer would have been, "Great idea! I'll get on it right away. I estimate I'll have it done by [RetirementDate 1]"
Mar 10, 2014
Dilbert, you're not the only one to let a logical question ruin the PHB's self image, as well as ruin your chance at workplace anonymity and great performance reviews.
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Mar 9, 2014
@geness, @Soldierboy, and @AXESMI got the difference between diligent Dilbert and Wally perfectly.

And if ever forced to display results, all Wally has to say is, "...faster than light; wanna see it again?"
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Mar 9, 2014
Dilbert could have shut up and then spent the rest of his career in peace like Wally.
Mar 9, 2014
Of course managers blame us peons. They're like government agencies: they're never wrong. ::stifles a long, loud laugh::
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