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Mar 13, 2014
Methinks it's time for Alice's Fist of Death to make a comeback. Just this once. Please?
 
 
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Mar 13, 2014
Those terms would be the best way to find a corporation whose financial reports hide the ROI in the footnotes.
 
 
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Mar 13, 2014
These are just the words to be used in advertising Dilbert's company to the Elbonians....
 
 
Mar 13, 2014
@Raymee, Please, don't spoil it. I'm already working on the shaving cream can with the false bottom.
 
 
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Mar 13, 2014
"Well, DUH! You could have just asked me."

"Thanks, Topper, but then I couldn't collect my $100,000 fee."
 
 
 
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