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Apr 6, 2014
Dracula Drool? Graveside Grape? Embalmers Delight?
I'd really LOVE to know the name of the product.
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Apr 6, 2014
Double the price of the product and then put it on sale at 50% off.

Or you can do as Apple. Buy a judge and then sue the competitor for at least 1 billion dollars. That way you can still sell your over hyped and overpriced crap to whatever zombies still buy from you.
Apr 6, 2014
So what's the product name? Mortal urine?
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Apr 6, 2014
At least it doesn't offend Muslims. Let's run with that.
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Apr 6, 2014
The CEO is obviously a great man!
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