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Apr 15, 2014
Laughted so hard on the punchline.
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Apr 12, 2014
Impressive, all that on a days work.

The TPHCEO can still become a full PHCEO if he shows some initiative by showing the DHCEO the company generous severance package.
Apr 12, 2014
@dronenumber31415: The CEO (we're not sure about PHB) may be aware of the meaninglessness of the jargon, but the humor here is in the fact that both are unaware that there's something bad with jargon that is meaningless. Sort of like in the Addams Family show, if someone told Morticia she looked like a corpse, she'd reply something like, "flattery will get you nowhere!"
Apr 12, 2014
It would appear that DBCEO is unable to wear any of those Rolex watches with his arm in a cast. Ah, the sacrifices of upper management.
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Apr 12, 2014
Only nine? You mean the company still has some employees left over?
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