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May 14, 2014
I say to meetings what Syrio Forel says to Death: Not today!
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May 13, 2014
Wally's not commenting on "cause and effect". He is just repeating the CEO in contra-positive form:

IF someone exercises THEN he is healthy.
IF someone is not healthy THEN he doesn't exercise.
May 9, 2014
I Googled "Correlation does not imply causation". 967,000 results. Perhaps, one day, ignorance will be stamped out... http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2011-10-14/
May 9, 2014
Studies show that any sentence that begins with "studies show" is pretty much guaranteed to be complete crap.
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May 9, 2014
Ordinary meetings are useless and boring But a meeting with Wally involved is high entertainment. Watching him effortlessly reduce managers to tears or futile hissy fits is seeing a master at work.
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