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May 12, 2014
@vseavno

Unfortunately, Dilbert is one of those monkeys
 
 
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May 10, 2014
I'm surprised Dilbert doesn't have a spam filter in place so that he can simply answer "no" after the PHB's fifth word.
 
 
May 10, 2014
C'mon! These can't be real engineers... I haven't seen one shoot a rubber band yet.
 
 
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May 10, 2014
Why is Dilbert making a business plan? Don't they have 1000 monkeys on keyboards to do that?
 
 
May 10, 2014
@geness:
"Keep me in the loop." "Let's think outside the box." "Work smarter not harder." "What's the empirical evidence?" Or even, in a pinch,"Push the envelope for a paradigm shift."
I've heard all of those, and still smile at the memory.
 
 
 
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