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May 12, 2014

Unfortunately, Dilbert is one of those monkeys
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May 10, 2014
I'm surprised Dilbert doesn't have a spam filter in place so that he can simply answer "no" after the PHB's fifth word.
May 10, 2014
C'mon! These can't be real engineers... I haven't seen one shoot a rubber band yet.
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May 10, 2014
Why is Dilbert making a business plan? Don't they have 1000 monkeys on keyboards to do that?
May 10, 2014
"Keep me in the loop." "Let's think outside the box." "Work smarter not harder." "What's the empirical evidence?" Or even, in a pinch,"Push the envelope for a paradigm shift."
I've heard all of those, and still smile at the memory.
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