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Jun 16, 2014
Wow, Dilbert REALLY wants to die.
On the other side, if Alice punch him now she is making him sucessful so... All things considered, well played?
Jun 16, 2014
@phreon Thanks for the correction. I am, afterall, a consultant.
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Jun 16, 2014
Morduin00, Hurricanes aren't measured on the Enhanced Fujita (EF) scale, only tornadoes. Hurricanes are rated by the Saffir-Simpson scale.
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Jun 16, 2014
Alice is clearly a fan of Gore Vidal:

"It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail"


"Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies"
Jun 15, 2014
Point, Dilbert.

Alice's shout is the equivalent of an EF3 hurricane.
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