Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday May 05,
1995
Tags hobby geography, twirling wedgie, dinosaur
Transcript
Dogbert sits at a table signing copies of his book. A customer says, "My hobby is geography. Would you sign my book to each of the continents by name?" Dogbert says to the man, "Are you aware that my book recommends a twirling wedgie for people who ask for too much?" A hand reaches toward the man. Bob the Dinosaur twirls the man over his head as he gives him a wedgie. Bob says, "We find the line moves faster if I do this to the first customer."
Thursday May 04,
1995
Tags dogbert show, gettung givernment back, buy liquor, buy cigarettes, buy firearms, drive thru, gets rid of people
Transcript
Dogbert sits on his pillow thinking, "'Corn starch' . . ." Dogbert thinks, "Stores sell it, but who buys it?" Dogbert thinks, "Who irons corn anyway?"
Wednesday May 03,
1995
Tags sex after marriage, depraved practice, liberals, headaches, fatigue, become consultants, extinction of mankind, right winger
Transcript
Dogbert sits in a radio DJ booth wearing headphones and speaking into a microphone. He says, "Today we're talking about sex after marriage. Many liberals support this depraved practice but I do not." Dogbert continues, "It can lead to headaches, fatigue and unwanted family members who become consultants." A caller asks, "Wouldn't your philosophy lead to the extinction of mankind?" Dogbert replies, "Cry me a river, Liberal."


