Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday April 20,
1995
Tags new offcie, volunteered, coordinate, move, cubicle assignment, existence, lord wally, puppet master, cubicle
Transcript
Wally stands behind Dilbert's desk and says, "We're moving to a new office across town. I volunteered to coordinate the move." Wally continues, "I control your cubicle assignment. Nay, your very existence. From now on you will refer to me as 'Lord Wally the Puppet Master.'" Dilbert says, "I don't think it's legal to enjoy your work this much." Wally waves his hands and says, "I banish you to the cubicle closest to your boss!!"
Wednesday April 19,
1995
Tags dogbert, financial advisor, living in dumpster, twenty years, dogcart deferred income, own a mansion?, photo of mansion
Transcript
Dogbert says to a prospective client, "Here's a picture of you living in a dumpster in twenty years." Dogbert continues, "But if you invest in the 'Dogbert Deferred Income Fund' take a look at what you could own someday!!" The client says, "I could own a mansion?!!" Dogbert says, "You could own a photograph."
Tuesday April 18,
1995
Tags dogbert, financial advisor, sticks, nuuities, capital gains, reduce income taxes, give me money, die a pauper
Transcript
A prospective client sits across from Dogbert's desk. Dogbert says, "Stocks . . . annuities . . . derivatives . . . capital gains tax . . ." Dogbert shouts, "It's all too confusing for you!! Give me all your money now or you'll die a pauper!! Now! Now!! Before interest rates fall!! As he signs a document, the client says, "Will this reduce my income taxes?" Dogbert says, "More than you might guess."


