Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Monday October 31,
1994
Tags jar, soul of mail boy, shake hold to light, bargaining table, union rights, negotiating
Transcript
Dilbert: Whats in the jar? The Boss: Its the soul of the Willy Mail Boy. If you shake it real hard and hold it up to the light you can see it. Dilbert: The union didn't do to well at the old bargaining table this year. willy: These aren't our glory years.
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Sunday October 30,
1994
Tags trap set, dogbert sniffs, thief found, set up, decoy lunch, synthetic female hormones, wally boobs, caught, busted, theif
Transcript
Dilbert: "Exhibit 'A' is my empty lunch bag, last seen full." "Only the people in this room had the motive and the opportunity." "Inspector Dogbert will investigate." Dogbert: "Sniff. You were in the mail room with Willy the mail boy all morning. You are innocent." "Sort of." "Sniff. I give you a 'C+' for hygiene but you did not take the lunch." "Sniff. Bologna...potato chips...carrot sticks...ha!!!" "This is the thief who took the decoy lunch...which we laced with synthetic female hormones!" Wally: "You can't prove anything!" Dogbert: "Is there something you'd like to get off your chest?"
Saturday October 29,
1994
Tags hate finance guy, rigid, inflexible, not team player, extra napkin, lunch room talk
Transcript
Dilbert: Have you started to hate the new finance guy yet? wally: yeah, Is tarted yesterday. Dilbert: He seems so rigid. Wally: Rigid and inflexible, Not a team player. Dilbert: Do you have an extra napkin? Wally: I won't really know until Im done.

