Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday October 22,
1994
Tags computer, academy award winner, next years award, best actor, technology
Transcript
"To configure the software, enter the name of next year's academy award winner for best actor." "Please wait."
Friday October 21,
1994
Tags 3 hour meeting, doesn't apply, highly paid contractor, oxygen to brains, multimedia developer
Transcript
Ted: It looks like you're off to a three-hour staff meeting that doesn't apply to me. Ted: Im glad Im a highly paid contractor, I'll be increasing my skills while you fight to get oxygen to your brains. THREE HOURS LATER TED: I became a multimedia developer, How was your day?
Thursday October 20,
1994
Tags dress codes don't apply, fireing, hire back, more money, reverence package, telecommute, two weeks vaction
Transcript
"Great news -- You're fired!" "You get a generous severance package, two weeks' vacation, AND we hire you back as a contractor for more money!!" "And I can telecommute if I want, but since dress codes don't apply to me..." "Aargh!" "Bonk, Bonk"


