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Tags computer, academy award winner, next years award, best actor, technology

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"To configure the software, enter the name of next year's academy award winner for best actor." "Please wait."

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Tags 3 hour meeting, doesn't apply, highly paid contractor, oxygen to brains, multimedia developer

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Ted: It looks like you're off to a three-hour staff meeting that doesn't apply to me. Ted: Im glad Im a highly paid contractor, I'll be increasing my skills while you fight to get oxygen to your brains. THREE HOURS LATER TED: I became a multimedia developer, How was your day?

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Tags dress codes don't apply, fireing, hire back, more money, reverence package, telecommute, two weeks vaction

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"Great news -- You're fired!" "You get a generous severance package, two weeks' vacation, AND we hire you back as a contractor for more money!!" "And I can telecommute if I want, but since dress codes don't apply to me..." "Aargh!" "Bonk, Bonk"