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Tags throwing out cat, no value, widen demograohic, make you immortal, bargaining, wants to stay

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"You have to go, Cat. You have no value to us." "Actually, my mere existence will widen your demographic appeal and makeyou immortal." "Oh...a Cat. That's original." "Give it a rest, 'Mickey'."

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Tags ctrl-alt -delete, keyboard, cat, dogbert called, animals

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"Get off of my keyboard, Cat, or else!" "Watch me act like I don't even hear you." "Dogbert!" "CTRL - ALT - DEL"

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Tags not welcome, against rules, eat ratbert, work not done, natural enemy, keyboard, mouse, computer, technology

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"You're not welcome here, Cat. It's against house rules to eat Ratbert." "My work here is not done until I have pounced on my natural enemy." "Who are you, and what are you doing on my keyboard?"