Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday September 10,
1994
Tags work harder, box, cucbicle, totally unmanageable
Transcript
The Boss: Work harder or I'll have you put in the 'box'. Dilbert: Really? I thought I was already in the box. is the box bigger than my cubicle. The Boss: These people are totally unmanageable,
Friday September 09,
1994
Tags complicated, create chart, decision process, plan, question, talking about chart, wasting money
Transcript
"This chart shows the decision process we're using for my project." "Here we're wasting money. Then someone said, 'hey, let's create a complicated chart.' Now we're at this meeting, talking about the chart." "I have a question." "Great...there goes the plan."
Thursday September 08,
1994
Tags telecommute, high paying, goals, measured, stay home, mail checks, direct deposit
Transcript
"I'd like a job where I can telecommute every day." "It should be high-paying yet have goals which can't be measured." "So, you'd stay home and we'd mail you checks?" "I was hoping for direct deposit."


